Door ho jane se rishtey nahi tootte,
 Na hi sirf paas rahne se judte,
 Ye to dilon ke bandhan hain,
 Isiliye hum tumhein aur tum hamein nahi bhoolte…

joke

girl- sir all boy called me "BUA JI"
sir- stand up , who call her BUA JI
suddenly all boys stand up except one.
sir- why are you not standing
boy- because i am FUFA JI

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sweet sweet

1. Jiya Jale jaan jale, Raat bhar dhuan chale : FEVER

2. Tadap tadap ke is dil se aah nikalti rahi : HEART ATTACK

3. Juda hoke bhi tu mujhme kanhi baaki hai: CONSTIPATION

4. Bidi jalayile jigar se piya jigar ma badi aag hai: ACIDITY

5. Tujhme rab dikhta hai yaara main kya karoon : CATARACT

6.Tujhe yaad na meri aayi kisi se ab kya kahna : ALZEIMERS

7. Mann dole mera tann dole : VERTIGO..

8. Chhoop gaye sare nazare O A kya baat ho gayee : POOR EYE VISION

9. Dil Dhadak Dhadak ke keh raha hai..... HIGH BP

10. Panchhi banu oodti firoon.............LOOSING WEIGHT

11. Aaj Kal Paaon Zameen per nahin padte mere........CORN ON FEET

12. Haay re haay Neend nahin aaye....... INSOMNIA

13. Jiya bekaraar hai.............PILES

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check ur computer is this male or female

check your computer
Today i am telling you a computer trick.you can try this on your computer to know........

Is your computer “male” or “female”?

1. Open Notepad

2. Type the following line in notepad:

CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"I love you."

3. Save file as computer_gender.vbs

4. Run the file. .If you hear a male voice, your pc is a male ;)

If you hear a female voice, your pc is a female :)
do this and enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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